For when the chemistry was there... but the measurements weren't. 😂

“Size Does Matter” is a funny adult dating card made for savage friends, awkward dates, exes, and anyone who appreciates unapologetically petty humor.

Perfect for:
• Bad-date humor
• Breakups & exes
• Adult Valentine's jokes
• Girls' night laughs
• Gag gifts
• Just because you're petty

DIGITAL DOWNLOAD — no physical card will be mailed.

Your purchase includes a printable greeting card file that you can print at home or through a local print shop.

For personal use only.